A before B (except after C)

Posted: January 23, 2013 in Humour
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Hand-Knitted Electricity_Cover_MEDIUMAdvexiquatiousness (n): The frustration felt by American rounders players (or the padded participants of that funny rugby thing played on stripy pitches where everyone looks like Mr Blobby on steroids) when they have to stop playing every ten minutes so that we can have a word from our sponsors, Exxon or Starbucks or the Coca-Cola company.

Apocaplectic (adj): Really upset about the end of the world.

Ardfast (n): a lover of the wham, bam, thank you, ma’am variety. …and therefore descriptive of a situation in which a gentleman whips out and blows his mess all over the duvet, wipes his dick on the curtains, says “Money’s on the bedside table, love” and is halfway down the stairs before he remembers that he’s actually at home and that was his wife.

Arlitce (n): A pre-Murdoch Guardian compositor, attempting to arrange the word article in print blocks whilst labouring under the extreme influence of a four-hour lunchbreak consisting of Watney’s Red Barrel and pork scratchings. See also Itampront. Same compositor, different word.


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